This was sent to me today by a reader who asked me to answer them.  Sure!  Why not?
 
1. ever get a gift that you hated and HAD to keep it
Of course.  Who hasn’t?
I love candles.  All kinds.  Votives.  Candlesticks.  Scented.  Unscented.
But, there’s one scent that I absolutely can’t stand and that’s “air-freshener [...]

Hey everyone!
Stayed up way too late last night watching the results come in from Indiana and twittering.  Didn’t get to sleep until after 0100.  I normally get up at 0300.  Suffice it to say I had to adjust my alarm clock!
Woke up a little after 0500, went downstairs and got in a good 30-45 minute [...]

I knew it would eventually happen, that someone would take offense at my blog, but I never guessed it would come today, or be like this!
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THREES ENOUGH FAGS N THE WORLD 2DAY
TEENY DICK BUTFUKER
Hmm.
All I can say is, “Holy Frakkin’ Shit!”
I’ve [...]

Received the following Email this morning:
Dear Mike -
You seem to be pretty open about your body and your relationship. I’m 17 and don’t really have that many friends that I can talk to about certain things and i was hoping you could help me.
I’ve got a pretty big penis, about 9″ or so, and [...]

From: ••••••••••
Date: February 23, 2008 8:01:54 PM EST
To: Michael Collins <cyberczar@gmail.com>
Subject: A few questions
 
 
Mr. Collins,
 
Forgive me for the intrusion and for being presumptuous but you seem to be pretty open and willing to answer questions, so I thought I’d take this opportunity to ask you a few if you don’t mind.  I hope you won’t find these [...]

From: Michael Collins <cyberczar@gmail.com>Date: December 23, 2007 6:38:15 AM ESTTo: XXXXX <XXXXX@XXXXX>Subject: Re: Happy Holidays!
 
On Dec 23, 2007, at 4:14 AM, XXXXX wrote:
 
“CyberCzar”Great site!  Obviously, you are an intelligent, thoughtful, and articulateman, with no delusions of grandeur!
 
Thanks.  I try to tell people that I don’t have a big ego, but my id is a force to be reckoned with (actually it’s my super-ego, but most people don’t understand what that means). ;-)
 
 
 
You definitely put things into perspective regarding cock size, too. Sadly, I think, far too many gay men obsess about big cock. Ultimately, it comesdown to the size of one’s heart and not the size of one’s hard-on!  And toall those millions of men who wish that they had a ”foot-long”, you make itclear that it’s not all that!  
 
Well, I’m the first to admit I love a big cock.  I just find them incredibly attractive.  Maybe it’s an innate psychological thing, or maybe it’s because I’ve got one myself, but I’m definitely a size queen myself.  On the flip-side, some of the best sex I’ve ever had has been with guys who were average, or slightly below.
 
 
 
Amazing and bizarre how cock-crazed people can be, to the point that theywant to drop to their knees and worship a very well-endowed guy, as if hewere a veritable god, just because his penis is big! And I wonder how manyof those cock hounds who lust after a xxxlarge dick, would find ituncomfortably painful, if not just downright impossible, were they to”realize” the ”object” of their fantasies!  
 
Sex is definitely more difficult.  Sex between my partner and I consists of mainly bj’s and jo’s, and we’ve been together for over 5 years.  Neither his ass, or my ass, is built to take either one of our cocks (at least not all the way).  I was able to deepthroat him once, and have never been able to do it again (weak gag reflex).  On the flip side, he’s never been able to deepthroat me.
But our love for one another, and our relationship, is not centered around sex or our schlongs (and it’s not to say that we don’t have sex, we have sex almost every day), it’s just that we’ve had to improvise a little.
I think those people you mention are lusting after an idealized fantasy.  Almost like Borat trying to find Pamela Anderson.  But once he found her, she didn’t react the way he expected.  Likewise, I’m sure most guys wouldn’t know the first thing what to do with an 11″ (let alone 10″ or even 12″) cock if one were presented to them.  They’d try to suck on it only to realize they can’t open their jaw all the way to fit the girth of the shaft into their mouth, and the girth would be too big their ass.  I just don’t know.
But I’m used to it to a degree.
 
 
 
Well, Happy Holidays and a fantastic 2008 to you and and your partner!
 
Regards, XXXXX
 
Thank you so very much!  Thanks for the letter, thanks for the kind words, and Happy Holidays to you as well!
 
 
Best regards,
 
 
Michael J. Collins
 

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