I never promised you a Rose Garden, but I did promise you some updates this weekend.

Bill is still at work, protecting the fine citizens of metro-Atlanta (when in actuality he’s probably stopping drunk drivers and responding to domestic violence calls which seem to be the norm recently.)

After my last post, I’ve found myself somewhat horny. Stumbling away and looking at pics of hot guys has definitely got me a little worked up. Then I realized, I have this treasure trove of erotic pornophrenalia siting in my Google Reader that I haven’t yet shared with you.

Don’t get me wrong, Stumble Upon is great and all, but when I come across something that’s good, and if they offer an RSS feed, I subscribe to it almost immediately.
And with that, I present to you the following for your lurid pleasures and enjoyment (I really should be in bed, but I’m gonna frak the hell out of Bill when he comes home so I’m staying up for him … in more ways than one!)

Besides, it’s been a while since I’ve used Scribefire and have tested it so what not a better way, right?
To begin with, I don’t usually go for the over-muscled types. The “Arnold Shwarzeneggers” and the likes. Muscles are fine and all, and I love a hot, fit, looking guy, but if you have such a low self-image of yourself that you feel the neeed to bulk up so much that you literally look like The Hulk, then you’re not the guy for me.

That all being said, there’s something incredibly arousing and hot about this guy though. Too bad all the years of steroids look to have shrunk his cock & balls, but I find him incredily hot for some strange reason.

Goddess I’m so frakking horny right now.

How about some hot asses?

I love diving. I used to be a diver, and competed when I was in high school.

Alas, I didn’t stick with it though. Too many looks, gawks, and stares about the kid and his Speedo bulge. Was told on more than one occasion that I needed to drop out because my crotch was “obscene”.

Frakkin’ frakkers.

Anyways, this pic is frakking hot. Love the form of his body suspended in mid-air. The male physical form at its finest, and only available from a competition diver:

Next to a hot ass, a hot chest is my second most-favorite part on a guy’s body. Here you were thinking it’d be his cock or balls, right? Nope!

Depending on the vantage point, I notice a guy’s eyes and ass first, followed by his chest, stomach, and face. Of course, if I think he’s totally fuckable then I most definitely check out his package, but since I’m happy to look and have no desire to touch, the gawking rarely lasts for any length of time.

When your husband has a license to carry, the last thing I want to do is piss him off or make him jealous!

Of course, there comesa time when one must check out the goods. Isn’t it great that cocks come in all kinds of different shapes and sizes?

Such variety to admire and play with!

So with that folks, there goes my final update for the evening.

It’s 10:22pm, and a certain someone is going to be home pretty soon. Going to take a shower, and get ready to surprise a certain someone who’ll be getting home pretty soon.

Already changed the sheets once today, and nothing would be better than to have to change the sheets again.

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