From: ••••••••••

Date: February 23, 2008 8:01:54 PM EST

To: Michael Collins <cyberczar@gmail.com>

Subject: A few questions

 

 

Mr. Collins,

 

Forgive me for the intrusion and for being presumptuous but you seem to be pretty open and willing to answer questions, so I thought I’d take this opportunity to ask you a few if you don’t mind.  I hope you won’t find these questions too personal.

My responses are in periwinkle.

 

1) How big are you?

Between 11.75″ – 12″.  It depends on how I measure (whether I measure with a straight-edge, or use a cloth tape measure and actually go along the curve.)  More info here.

 

2) When did you notice you were big?

7th Grade.  Sex-ed class.  No, it wasn’t show-and-tell.

 

3) What was it like growing up with a big dick?

I’m not really sure how I can answer that question.  I am what I am.  Pretty normal I suppose. 

 

4) Have you ever been propositioned because of your size?

Yes. 

 

5) Have you been turned down because of your size?

Yes. 

 

6) Do you know if your father is as big as you?

No.  No that I don’t know, not “no” that he’s not.

 

7) Did you ever exercise your penis while growing up?

How does one go about “exercising” their penis to begin with?  It’s not a muscle.  Other than Kegels, no.

 

Stretches?

It’s not like my penis and I go out and do Pilates each week, dude.  No.

 

9) Do you ever wish you were bigger?

Hell no!  Good grief man, if I were any bigger I don’t know what I’d do. 

 

10) Smaller?

Actually… Yes!  I think it would be great to have maybe a 6″–7″ penis.  Not too big, and not too small. 

 

11) How do you masturbate?

Um… with my hands?  I think you must think that just because someone has a big penis that they require special treatment because of it.  Dude, it’s just a cock. 

 

12) Ever been with a woman?

I work with about a dozen women.  Oh, you mean been with a woman… Yep. 

 

13) Have you ever considered posing for Playgirl?

  Nope.

 

14) Have you ever considered porn?

Nope.

 

Thank you for your time.

You’re welcome.

 

Sincerely,

 

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